You may have figured this out by now, but if you haven't: I got a job at mental_floss!
What does this mean?
A lot more weird science stories.
Like this one:
Bloodsucking Fish Rain from the Sky in Alaska
and this one:
Clams Are Giving Each Other Cancer
Also: are you on Twitter? I'm on Twitter. It took me a while to come around, but now that I have, I love it.
Also also: Thanks for reading.