Also, The Woodpecker Is Not Too Bright

for Mr. Apron

O assailant of the phone pole,
you serve a most ambitious goal;
But you might want to stop
before reaching the top
Because that's where you'll get electrocuted.



photograph by Emily Hoyer

Because Easter is on the Way (and It's Been That Sort of Week Already)

Hay Fever: A Limerick

There once was a rabbit from Thames
Whose nostrils were filled with small gems.
When the hare shook and shivered,
The rubies all quivered,
And soon he was sparkling with them.



photo via Cute Overload